The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.