"What does that make us?"
"Big Damn Heros, sir"
"Ain't we just."
-Mal and Zoe, Safe
"Also, I can kill you with my brain." - River, Trash
"Ah, the pitter-patter of little feet in combat boots" - Mal, War Stories
"They say the snow on the roof was too heavy. They say the ceiling will cave in. His brains are in terrible danger." - River, Janyestown
"You're my beautiful sister."
"I threw up on your bed."
"Yep. Definitely, my sister."
- Simon and River, War Stories
Quotes from the movie not in the trailer (i don't think). You have been warned!
"Did you see us fight?"
"It's a trap"
-Mal and Kaylee
"Been more'n a year since I had anything twixt my nethers didn't run on batteries! "
-Kaylee (although I bet she's got something hooked up with the ship *runs and hides*)